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PostPosted: 25 Aug 2011 21:17 
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Noen klaget på brennesler i Aurlandsdalen. Jeg gikk gjennom dalen 3 ganger. I kortikk. Med mandige legger.
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Bob bob er riktig KE. Vipera er vel et stykke igjen til toppen er det ikke. Og hvis du er så opptatt av å spare vekt på sykkelen, hvorfor ikke kappe ned gaffelrøret og fjerne fire spacere?

Det morsomste er nesten å lese alle hatmeldingene i tråden under saken. Trodde nesten jeg måtte slutte helt med barbering, men så kom jeg på en tråd jeg leste på terengsykkel som sa at 99% prosent av befolkningen vil le seg skakk av deg, mens 1 prosent vil gi anerkjennende nikk. Så det så.

Glad jeg ikke tok ragget før AXTRI. For der var det myye brennenesler. Neste år er det frem med stuttorven JW. Egentlig burde Aurland turistlag fikse dette, eller sende opp flere sauer. Jeg så bare fire og det blir for mye jobb for dem.

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Eg barberte eine leggen før axtri, då kunne eg sjekke kva fot som virka best :wink: (ok den eigentlege grunnen var at eg måtte tape høgreleggen pga skade, men samma det.....) Eg merka ikkje store forskjellen, krampen kom riktignok først i foten med barbert legg, men det treng ikkje skuldast barberinga.

Brenneneslane derimot trur eg hadde ein positiv virkning på farten opp dalen. Dei gangane eg følte at eg begynte å miste intensiteten i steget kasta eg meg berre ut i neslebuskene med berre leggar. Det fekk adrenalinet fram og piffen tilbake :-)

Eit av mine hemmelege tips for AXTRI er derfor, kort bukse, barberte bein og ingen fjerning av brenneneslane :o

Fleire AXTRI tips kjem i min RR, håper å få tid til å skrive den snart.

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Hærlig Steinar! Vi venter i spenning på resten.

Med den farten du hadde opp bakkene til sinjarheim så det jaggu ut som du hadde lurt noen nesleblader ned i biben også...

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...ja syns du dro litt mot ene siden på oppløpet. Må være den reduserte luftmotstanden ene foten fikk?
At du får krampe i den er ikke så unaturlig. Den barberte foten må jo hele tiden ligge å bremse og det er jo å be om krampe nesten?


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På tide å bumpe denne tråden - Fjorårsvinner av B3 HIM har iår vurdert voks som hårfjerningsmetode, det kan leses her: http://triallan.com/2012/04/16/moments-of-glory-del-2/ , gå heller ikke glipp av fjorårets test som var av med høvel http://triallan.com/2011/07/05/moments-of-glory-part-1/

Temposesongen er igang, så om dere har lyst å se nybarberte manne- (og dame) legger, er det bare å ta turen til Krambua søndag morgen - en liflig duft av diverse lotions er også garantert.

Selv er jeg ikke tøff nok til å stille nybarbert - må ha noe å skylde på om jeg ikke vinner - jeg stiller med langbukse.

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Førse draget er allerede tatt... ( i texas) :D
For de som ikke fikk sett det: Dale Oen forklarer hvordan og hvorfor på skavlan 30.3.2012 http://www.nrk.no/nett-tv/indeks/302131


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Fin artikkel fra hoffleverandør Rapha: http://www.rapha.cc/nice-and-smooth

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Nyere forskning: http://www.nrk.no/vitenskap-og-teknologi/1.8359869 - Pels er fremtiden #Shocking!

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whoops den så jeg vel ikke komme.

Det blir å kle inn tarmacen med fuskepels nå da.

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Gjelder det bare i Sverige da eller all over?

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På tide og friske opp igjen denne tråden, og da med et utdra fra bloggen: http://iskanten.wordpress.com/2013/04/0 ... kjennelse/

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Og, akkurat når når du trodde bunnen var nådd – ta-daa- LEGGEBARBERING. Yes. Høvel. Dette her har jeg beskrevet før i en ørkenvandring av en FB status (som i tillegg omfattet en klippemaskin, et uhell med et øyebryn, og Vanilla Ice). Sitat:

“På dette tidspunktet i statusen er nok allerede et par av mine testosteronvenner i ferd med å starte et forfengelighetstyn av undertegnede på veggen, men jeg har en teori om hårvekst når man bikker 40. Håret på hodet trekker seg av en eller annen grunn tilbake fra kålen. Dette treffer de fleste av oss, og i min (noe omfattende) frisørportefølje har det være konstatert retrett i snart 15 år. Hos noen, og her kommer teorien, trekker HÅRET INN IGJEN, for så å bli avvist av immunforsvaret, og så bli trykket ut igjen på ANDRE KROPPSDELER. Henger dere med? Hår inn, hår ut. Wax on, wax off. De forsvinner der du trenger dem, og dukker opp alle andre steder. Som en aldringens langfinger. Og om det finnes en skaper, lurer jeg på hva han gikk på når han konstruerte den detaljen. Anyway, dette har gitt seg relativt absurde utslag. F.eks. når 40årskrisegjengen er på panikkleir på Mallorca, og man finner ut at legger skal barberes. Dette er for de fleste av dere helt uforståelig, og vi begrunner det med fullstendig latterlige forklaringer om “luftmotstand” (seriøst, hår?!), “vekt” (SERIØST HÅR?!!) og syltynne “lettere sårrensing ved velt”. Nu vel, like fult hiver Hansen seg i leggebarberingen. Problemet nå er at immunforsvaret i denne perioden av livet har definert lårene som nødutgang for hår. Resultat; mer hår på lår enn legger. Videre resultat; glatte legger, kort (dyr!) sykkelbukse, og en kjempebuske som stikker ut av hvert bukseben med markert lugg like over kneet. Konsekvensen, med halve stand-up Norge i feltet over sykkeløya, kan dere selv tenke dere. Så man barberer seg videre oppover. Til man treffer skjeggstubber. Nok sagt.”

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Dagens barberingstips dreier seg om hårfjerningskrem: http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0 - vennligst les review's nøye, her er noen utdrag (på engelsk):

"Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS."

"I like the clean shaven look down in my gentleman's log cabin, so for the past few years I've used a shaver. However the hair keeps growing back which means every 6 months I have to spend 20 minutes trimming again. As I'm sure you've realise this is valuable time I cannot waste. So I decided to get to the root of the problem and purchased this product.

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.

All in all an effective and reasonably priced product - 3 Stars. "

"As a highly competitive amateur athlete, I have long been aware of the benefits of a highly polished scrotum pole and hair-free saddle-bags, especially when going for the `longer look' as displayed by Linford in his famous lunchbox.

Previously I had used the old-school method of a cutthroat razor, but as you can imagine, this was a tricky and delicate operation, and to make matters worse, it was difficult to get into a comfortable position in the chair at my local Barbers. Anyway, I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole so eventually the Barber said he could no longer perform the task for me. He also said that looking up my whizzer every Saturday at 11:30 put him off his lunch, as he usually has toad-in-the-hole followed by chocolate-coated donuts as a Saturday treat.

He did not want to leave me in the lurch and said that he had read some excellent reviews on Amazon about Veet for men and suggested I give it try.

Like many other reviewers, I made the mistake of not reading the bumph properly; I used the whole tube and completely coated my cock eggs, barse and nipsy with the stuff. Anyway, I lost track of time, and it was the foul stench of dissolving clinkers and melting hair that brought me to my senses. As I looked at my watch through the putrid fog that had formed around me, I could see that it had been applied for exactly 5 minutes 59 seconds. This presented me with a problem, as when the searing pain began, I was outside my flat, sat in the communal gardens, in a deck chair precisely 100 meters and 3 flights of stairs away from my bathroom. It was as if I had lowered my under-carriage through a volcano and into Hades, whereupon Beelzebub, annoyed by the uninvited intrusion, jabbed me in the rectum with his fork.

I took off from the deckchair like Usain Bolt out of the TV adverts. Within 12 seconds, the bathroom was filled with steamy fetid barse broth, and I had the clock weights, biffin's-bridge and Sherriff's badge under ice-cold running water at the tap end of the bath. This did not please the missus, as she was relaxing in there at the time surrounded by floating petals and candles, although she did say that the sight of my ringpiece flashing like a brake light was impressive, and she was pleased to see that my arse barnacles had all but disappeared.

When I looked at my watch again, I realised how quickly I had made it up the stairs and the idea dawned on me that I had discovered a 100% legal sports performance enhancer. Now when I compete in a competition I dab a small amount around my Samantha Janus and taint exactly 6 minutes before the race is due to start. If I am doing the hurdles, I change the ratio and put more on my barse to make me jump higher. This proved to be particularly effective a couple of weeks ago, as after crossing the hurdles finish line, I accidentally won the high jump and steeple chase too, looking for the water jump to wash the stuff off.

Now I can hear you all thinking that none of this is particularly extraordinary, especially given the reviews that you have already read. However, when I tell you that I am 45 years old, 5' 4" tall and weigh 15 stone, and I used to do the shot-put that should put things into context. As this is an Olympic year I think Tagnutt and Mandeville or whatever their names are, should be redesigned with hairless nether-regions and the British squad should use my technique and be sponsored by Veet, although I don't recommend it for the beach volley ball team.

5 Stars from me. "


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Det er faen meg det morsomste jeg har lest på lenge, kanskje det morsomste ever!!!!!
Skal sette av kvelden og store deler av helgen til å lese hele. Burde noen gi dette ut i bokform?
Det løfter iallefall barberingstråden til helt uante høyder!!!
Noen har jo gjort seg skikkelig flid også, denne karen for eksempel:

Sergeant slaughter and his two lovely daughters
Do get the occasional trim.
New bird on the stage, nearly half my age
My purchase a bit of a whim

The instruction book did not get a look
I thought I knew how to use Veet
Whipped out my tower, whilst stood in the shower
Spreading it liberally all over my meat

I flipped off the cap, lifted up the old chap
Pushing the limits i'm sure
I wanted to groom in the valley of doom
Now my starfish is bleeding and raw

I tried to keep calm washing off the napalm
Leaving me all of a fluster
You could boil a small lake or cook a big steak
With the heat from my genital cluster.

Less grass on the wicked, but all's still not cricket
It does add an inch or two
A full week past, how long will it last?
Still unable to sit, stand or poo.

You may well cry but tears will dry,
Leaving balls as smooth as jam jars,
My slong looks huge, still no sign of pubes
So i'm happy to award it 5 stars

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Dette bør få barberingslitteraturens Nobelpris!

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Må friske opp denne viktige tråden med tips til alle skapbarberere - her er den perfekte kamuflasjen for å skjule at DU faktisk barberer beina: http://www.side2.no/catwalk/article3638344.ece

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Hahaha!
Dritbra Trond. Sånne bare må jeg ha!

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En lite avsporing i barberingstråden, men somewhat related likevel?
Bør sykkelskille a la dette:



Behandles på samme måte som foreslås her:

http://minmote.no/2013/08/slik-fjerner- ... niskillet/

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